WHITE HOUSE CONFIRMS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS TREATING CHRONIC VEIN CONDITION

It has been revealed that the President of the United States of America, DONALD TRUMP, is suffering from a chronic vein condition.

The White House made the revelation following speculation regarding photographs showing bruising on TRUMP’s hand.

The White House Press Secretary KAROLINE LEAVITT, said President TRUMP underwent a comprehensive exam, including a diagnostic vascular study, after recently experiencing swelling in his legs.

LEAVITT said TRUMP's bruised hand was consistent with tissue damage from frequent handshaking while taking aspirin, which she said is part of a standard cardio-vascular prevention regimen.